My children are odd I can't deny,
If you've the time I'll tell you why.
The kids try really hard at school,
despite the fact they're just not cool,
their friends find them all rather scary,
well, they are extremely hairy!
The boys are graced with a shaggy beard,
the girls have eyebrows to be feared,
their backs and arms are rather fluffy,
they're usually described as scruffy!
Their hair looks like it should be sheared,
but they just can't help looking weird,
I blame their mother!