I too demand compensation for this network failure!
Due to the network outage, I was so furious at not being able to see someone had tweeted something about having broccoli for lunch, that I had a hissy fit and threw the brand new top of the range smartphone across the office where I work, hitting a newly painted wall with considerable force.
On my way across the office to pick up the phone I had to walk under a ladder which painters were using in the office, but fortunately, this bad luck sign did not affect the smartphone as I found it undamaged and still powered up.
However on picking the smartphone up off the floor I noticed the network was still down, and through no fault of my own I had what can only be described as a network related huffy outburst, causing me to throw the smartphone back down to the floor and stamp on it repeatedly, inadvertently cracking the screen and breaking the smartphone in the process.
Now I will never know if the tweeter liked broccoli or not, and to top it all off when my colleague returned to the office and I handed them the broken smartphone, they shouted at me loudly and said I can never use their phone ever again.