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Scooters - help!

nefarius

Here we go, bought one so far. Abec - 7 bearings. Frame looks sound.

nefarius

frenchielove

nefarius looks really great, my grandaughter has her first scooter now, nothing like this though 🤗

nefarius

Here's a good one. My neighbour just came over asking to borrow money for his "daughter" so she could buy "nappies and milk". Will I see again? I've seen it not come back before.
My thought process is - If it doesn't come back I'll have to inform him, with regret, that the money was his sons and his son's cousin's scooter money 🛵
frenchielove

tonicurtis1967

Only bought them for grandkids

frenchielove

nefarius ahh, that's a shame, you are too soft hearted

baconbutty

If anyone knocked on my door blagging money I'd tell em to go forth and multiply .

nefarius

baconbutty Can I come to your funeral?

baconbutty

nefarius Sure you can I've not set a date yet though.

nefarius

Can my neighbours associate come too? baconbutty.

And his associates friend?

Chopper Reid said - it's not organised crime you need to worry about, it's disorganised crime.
I'm not so sure about that!

baconbutty

nefarius I'll probably have some proper bikers there anyway and erm not unless he can play freebird on acoustic guitar

nefarius

baconbutty He's certainly on the fiddle.

baconbutty

nefarius The poor lad should report to the police whoever has been drawing on him in biro.

nefarius

baconbutty I photoshopped it.
They are both my mother.

nefarius

He even said to me - I won't smoke in your nice bmw.
It's not mine, it belongs to the finance company. If I don't make the weekly payments they take it away. By the time I own it, it will be worth half as much as I paid for it. Some people haven't the faintest idea how the world works.
How is it I have a "nice bmw" but can't afford to smoke like he can? If I smoked a packet of cigarettes a day, here, that would be 400 quid a month.

nefarius

Got all happy faces scooters now. Need to get me one now (as below)

Will have to wait as I'm near bankrupt at the minute 😩

frenchielove

nefarius I bet you can't wait to see their faces 🤗

nefarius

They already know @frenchielove

Tia is dead excited as I told her when I get back from Christmas we'll scooter into town to buy some scooter bling. I explained what bling is and showed her a blinged up scooter.

basil1921

I thought that fashion had passed. Like walking round clutching a two litre bottle of water.

nefarius

basil1921 I don't know what fashion is. Sounds pointless.