Ok, here goes. There are over 9 million dogs in the U.K. That means over 18m dog poos a day, We ve all had the problem of trying to clean our shoes after treading in something left behind by a careless owner who hasn’t picked up after their dog. Well I have the solution.
I introduce you to doggogone 2000, a super slippy shoe sole that nothing sticks to. Early testing in the lab is promising with everything sliding off the special surface. Unfortunately it also makes the shoes quite difficult to walk in as they are, well kinda slippy. However, with an investment of (checks price of fully stocked nuclear bunker) £10m Im sure these problems could be overcome.
In return I’m willing to offer a 5% share in my company (if you survive the end of days, he he he).
@frenchielove - if we get the investment we could use it to make those self clean wellies as well 😉