I'm looking for a £1000,000 investment for my new business.
It's for fashionistas, making use of all the plastic bags which are snagged on barbed wire in the Welsh valleys.
Collected daily by the Aberdare Male Voice Choir, washed in seawater from The Mumbles and sewn together by Dame Shirley Bassey herself (arthritis allowing) on a Singer sewing machine. 😝
My company is called........
Baggy Trousers and I forsee a profit of £62 in the first year, with subsequent profit rising by 12.654000% per annum. By 2030 I will be able to pay back £25 a year if you're lucky.