It’s interesting how some people (probably Remainers ?) take @catweazle1961 proposals literally, and have to pick it all apart by pointing out the flaws ! Lighten up a bit guys - it’s not to be taken seriously !
Presented as pure logic, yet supporters take offence when the logic is questioned. And how you surmised that 'remainers' are responsible for your woes is the same logic that many use to blame the EU for anything in life they dislike.
Or am I supposed to take your own mismatched logic as a joke too?
I didn't say it was a joke @orlf , I said it was not meant to be taken seriously. Maybe the difference is too subtle for you ....
And what 'woes' are you on about ? I certainly don't have any.
Something which is not serious is the opposite, jocular. Something which is jocular is often referred to as a joke.
Maybe the precise nature of correct language and grammar is beyond you.