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I wonder why the Queen will not attend

Started by: 123kingarthur
On: 09/07/2018 | 14:03
Replies: 17

by: tonicurtis1967
on: 09/07/2018 | 17:51
They say shes ill
Message 11 of 18
by: baconbutty
on: 09/07/2018 | 18:52

She's probably fed up of bloody christenings with the amount of sprogs that family pop out.

Message 12 of 18
by: ianxo
on: 09/07/2018 | 20:04

I think queeny died a while ago and ‘they’ haven’t got round to mentioning it yet, what with brexit and all that.

I don’t think they want to angst the traditionalists too much as it may well trigger a mass hysteria with royalist dressing up in pearly outfits, singing endless rounds of Roll Out the Barrell while seemingly being afflicted with a need to dance the Knees-Up and repeat the name Mary Poppins in a faux cockney accent, time and again - yikes...I wouldn’t wish that on anyone!

So, I’m guessing Elizabeth Windsor would prove a bit wiffey at the christening, particularly in this weather!

I’m guessing they were thinking of having her stuffed and move her about like a puppet but, what with the wedding plans and everything...
Message 13 of 18
by: majorincident
on: 09/07/2018 | 22:21

Both the Queen and Prince Philip have been unwell for a few days - the Queen did not attend another recent event.  However, I think they will both have made a miraculous recovery after Trump has gone home.Smiley Wink

If a democracy cannot change its mind, it ceases to be a democracy. David Davis, Conservative MP
Message 14 of 18
by: tradertall
on: 09/07/2018 | 22:45

she has diarrhea

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Message 15 of 18
by: andath
on: 09/07/2018 | 22:55

ianxo wrote:


I think queeny died a while ago and ‘they’ haven’t got round to mentioning it yet, what with brexit and all that.

No, it's the world cup they don't want to interrupt.


Furthest England get in the football in fifty years. You can't disturb that with the inconvenient demise of a monarch!

Message 16 of 18
by: claire1uk
on: 09/07/2018 | 23:38
1. I think their age may have something to do with it.
2. Louis is further down the pecking order than George & Charlotte.
Message 17 of 18
by: nefarius
on: 10/07/2018 | 05:40

When a builder or a plumber gets too old to work they have people working for them. Often they sub out the work and just pen push.

Why does the queen have to step down when she can sub the load out?




Anyway, it is a family affair, not "business". Maybe she doesn't like Kate 😁

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