I was in the pub last night and the barperson shouted, "Does anyone know CPR?"
I said, "I do, I know the entire alphabet!"
Everyone laughed and laughed........well, except this one guy.
Toodeloo for now
I'm thinking of getting a tattoo with Chinese symbols that read, "I don't know. I don't speak Chinese."
Then when people ask me what it means...
Toodeloo for now...