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Psychiatrist V's The Bartender

Started by: alancirvine
On: 12/05/2015 | 21:57
Replies: 5

by: alancirvine
on: 12/05/2015 | 21:57

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.

So I went to a psychiatrist and told him. . . 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed

I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared.. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psychiatrist.

'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

How much do you charge?'

£600 per visit,' replied the expert.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later, he met me on the street.

'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, £600 a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!

A bartender cured me for £20. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought myself a new car!'

'Is that so?' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'



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by: jojobarker
on: 12/05/2015 | 22:02
Lmao. That's a good one
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by: shadzyy
on: 12/05/2015 | 22:02

Wow that's awesome... I will surely use this trick to help others if I ever come across like that

They will surely save hell of a lot money

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by: sami775
on: 12/05/2015 | 22:03
Lol next time I'll have to have a word with him 😂
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by: swamppig
on: 12/05/2015 | 22:12
What would you prefer a bottle in front of you or a frontal lobotomy?
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by: jaro2
on: 12/05/2015 | 22:26
Heheh great!!
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