At the risk of being accused of not taking it seriously enough - as none of us knows the numbers of ex-members of staff and is not likely to find out, and this is all virtual anyway, the question posed as to whether I would mind being left a message on my voicemail by people about things which are no longer my concern doesn't come into play.
I draw attention to point 2 in the spoiler.
I also draw attention to the fact that the OP makes very clear that the thread affects staff.
I can help with the identity of the majority of the WFH team:
To my knowledge, only scousema and _kara_ have withheld their community identity.
Right, I'm off to have my tongue removed surgically from my cheek.
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