Overnight the snow layer covering Oxfordshire was upgraded from, “barely visible” to “light dusting”. Whilst people in the county should be careful of ice (as per Met office warning) they should also expect delays to public transport, problems on the roads caused by idiots who can’t drive in winter, and empty supermarket shelves. In addition people should be prepared for an increase in people complaining that winter is cold.
This was a public announcement brought you by the Council for Embarrassed Southerners Who Dont Panic at the First Sign of Snow
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What about the loo roll @frenchielove? You forgot the loo roll! Quick you’d better break out the Nordic walking poles, ski wear, shoe grips, pocket hand warmers and emergency blanket (in case you get snowed under going to the shops) and get back out there (don’t drive it’s far too unsafe).