Oh come on now,
Don't be shy, I know full well you all have something that you wear/use/have that you think makes you feel up there.
Ok I'll start,
I just bought a aTrabant car and often put a little straw up my sleeves, makes me out to be a rich farmer you see.
Come on, you know you do it lo
With a face and body like mine ain’t no status symbol gonna help me feel “up there”. If I tried to strut me stuff I’d probably fall over.
My mobility scooter gets quite a few positive comments though...but it’s mostly from 6 yr olds