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That thar peg....

Started by: dolly247
On: 17/02/2018 | 07:39
Replies: 10

by: dolly247
on: 17/02/2018 | 07:39



I visited my local farmer and saw a big fat pig 🐷 with a wooden leg.

When I asked the farmer about the wooden leg, he replied….


“That thar peg is the best animal and friend ernebuddy could ever ahhsk fer.


That peg, oh I can tell thee loads about that thar peg. Summer of 2010 and oim out in field un moy tracker tips over.. That thar peg dragged me out then fetched my dear wifey…”


Is that how the pig lost it's leg?


“Autumn 2011, a storm came in and spooked the horses, and when I went to calm them in the barn, old Daisy reared up and knocked me flying.. That old peg stood between us and stopped me getting trampled under hoof…”


Is that how the pig lost its leg?


“Then only last year, we got hit by floods, awl the water from the hills came pouring down the bank onto the main road and washed away the school bus.. That thar peg stopped three kiddies being swept away in the river..”


Is that how the pig lost his leg?

“No no, a good peg like that un, ye ain't gonna eat it awl at once, are ye?“  


Don't worry about the things you can't change, only the things you can.
Message 1 of 11
by: themzbiker
on: 17/02/2018 | 07:44

Oh dear @dolly247 better not tell the vegetarians it's great feel sorry for peg 🐷🐖

Message 2 of 11
by: lorna2013
on: 17/02/2018 | 08:04
Made me smile!
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Message 4 of 11
by: loyalistdan
on: 17/02/2018 | 08:11

Ha ha I like it Smiley Very Happy

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Message 5 of 11
by: solid247
on: 17/02/2018 | 12:17
oink ionk
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Message 7 of 11
by: ellieclarke1989
on: 21/02/2018 | 19:35
Thanks for sharing. It's a good story. Could imagine him sounding like one of the old people in movies where they talk with a stick of corn 🌽
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Message 8 of 11
by: sweetpotato97
on: 21/02/2018 | 19:49
or the vegans
Message 9 of 11
by: lucy1i
on: 21/02/2018 | 20:19
That cheered me up Smiley Happy
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