2 bacon buttys on the way @jamie_hyman_webster and a very dirty slice, so dirty it's for over 18's only. Show us your ID first, oh hang on I can see your well over 21 so I'll bag it for you. Just keep it away from the youngsters.
I'm 21 and some, yes.
Oh no worries, it's ALL mine. Every last dirty bite. I'll turn it over and over in my mouth like a cow chewing grass. Probably with the same gormless, heavenly look on my chops while I'm in the process.